Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
