How'd it feel making her break her religion?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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