He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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