I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
that is very illegal...i love you.
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