I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
how drunk are you?
Several
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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