Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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