I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Do plants get herpes?
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