problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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