So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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