it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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