Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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