His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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