On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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