For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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