Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize