I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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