It's just like the Real World with babies
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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