just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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