Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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