forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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