Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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