no. you can't hotbox the world.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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