K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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