i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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