okay pat passed out under dana's car
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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