WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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