good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Randomize
