Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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