I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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