somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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