Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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