Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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