is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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