im drinking this country out of the recession.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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