grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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