shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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