Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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