Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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