So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Randomize
