question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think your dad took our porno
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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