I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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