one two three fourrrrnication!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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