this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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