Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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