so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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