Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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