Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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