You're completely useless in the revolution.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
