I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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