I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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