arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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