Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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